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  • you know · 9 months ago
    comment for sideblog "what to expect from the wfc:"

    what to expect:

    1) 3rd f'ing place.
    2) howard descends into glorified platoon status...oh wait...
    3) the whole pitching staff comes back to earth
    4) chase and a-rod uncovered as a secret item - turns out torn hip labrums are an STA (sexually transmitted ailment)
    5) carlos ruiz reverts to regular season...carlos ruiz

    what not to expect:

    1) anymore wfc's - like ever
    2) the phanatic to stop doing coke
    3) rollins not to be arrested by season's end
    4) to enjoy the benefits of any more met collapses
    5) anything positive