http://blogbdon.disqus.com/Bdon's shit...hand-selected...by BdonenThu, 05 Mar 2009 23:22:30 -0000http://brandonblattner.com/2009/03/04/ways-to-be-cool/#comment-6936621<p>comment for sideblog "what to expect from the wfc:"</p><p>what to expect:</p><p>1) 3rd f'ing place.<br>2) howard descends into glorified platoon status...oh wait...<br>3) the whole pitching staff comes back to earth<br>4) chase and a-rod uncovered as a secret item - turns out torn hip labrums are an STA (sexually transmitted ailment)<br>5) carlos ruiz reverts to regular season...carlos ruiz</p><p>what not to expect:</p><p>1) anymore wfc's - like ever<br>2) the phanatic to stop doing coke<br>3) rollins not to be arrested by season's end <br>4) to enjoy the benefits of any more met collapses<br>5) anything positive</p>you knowThu, 05 Mar 2009 23:22:30 -0000